There's nothing quite like a funny, clean kid friendly joke, is there? I get a kick out of 'em... Here's a couple of gems inspired by the funnies printed on Pospicle sticks nowadays:
Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A: A Volts-wagon!
Q: Which comic book hero lives in a pot?
Q: Why did the tree refuse to play Checkers?
A: Because it was a Chess-nut!
Q: What is E.T. short for?
A: Because he has tiny legs!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It forgot to close its Windows!
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his breakfast?
Q: Did you hear they found a cure for Swine Flu?
A: It's called Oinkment!
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