There's nothing quite like a funny, clean kid friendly joke, is there? I get a kick out of 'em... Here's a couple of gems inspired by the funnies printed on Pospicle sticks nowadays:
Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A: A Volts-wagon!
Q: Which comic book hero lives in a pot?
A: Soup-erman!
Q: Why did the tree refuse to play Checkers?
A: Because it was a Chess-nut!
Q: What is E.T. short for?
A: Because he has tiny legs!
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It forgot to close its Windows!
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his breakfast?
A: IHOP!
And finally...
Q: Did you hear they found a cure for Swine Flu?
A: It's called Oinkment!
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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
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Sunday, September 12, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Some Funny Links + Corey Haim and Peter Graves Remembered
Stumbled across some funnies today and thought I'd share...
- The 13 Funniest Help Wanted Signs EVER
- Uncomfortable Movie Plot Summaries
Bonus: William Shatner's rap from the end of the movie Free Enterprise in honor of today -- the Ides of March -- William Shatner: No Tears For Caesar!!!
On a more somber note, I am saddened by the passing of actors Corey Haim and Peter Graves this past week. Together you brought many laughs into my life (in addition to some impossible missions) and I want to thank you both for that.
Gone too soon. =(
- The 13 Funniest Help Wanted Signs EVER
- Uncomfortable Movie Plot Summaries
Bonus: William Shatner's rap from the end of the movie Free Enterprise in honor of today -- the Ides of March -- William Shatner: No Tears For Caesar!!!
On a more somber note, I am saddened by the passing of actors Corey Haim and Peter Graves this past week. Together you brought many laughs into my life (in addition to some impossible missions) and I want to thank you both for that.
Gone too soon. =(
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