I saw this in the latest issue of Maxim magazine and had to share...
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a cowboy walking down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go home with her...so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed, lays back and says, 'Now go to town cowboy...
"So here I am."